I never drink water. You might be saying "Well, how do you survive without water?" Two words: Grape Kool-aid it is the true nectar of the gods. Any drink that reminds me of my favorite gum "Rigley's Big League Chew (grape flavor) has got to be good. Plus it provides my body with the water needed to survive.
Dave was cooking something the other day and as I glanced in his glass I did not find the normal Pepsi, but a large glass of ice-water. So without thinking through the decision I took a big old gulp. I spit it out immediately realizing it was Seltzer Water. Lesson learned: Stick to Kool-Aid.